Friday, December 28, 2007

Is BIG really Beautiful? erm....NO!

Obesity is not something to be proud of!


So you head to a nice little town in the countryside, everything looks so quaint and pretty, and then you spot a Big ugly block of apartments and it ruins the view........Well, the same applies to people.

My opinions here may not please many people, but those people it wont please will more than likely be those that relate to what im saying, with 8 million people in the UK being obese and most of America, its only a matter of time before the pressure on the planets surface causes the earth to implode. Now im not saying that being over weight is a particularly bad thing, but theres a reason why its called OVER WEIGHT! Because its OVER a weight thats healthy.

The world has gone crazy, it is far to accepting of fat people nowadays. Panoramic cameras were invented so that people could fit in the pictures, like a scary premonition of what was to come. Now, ok some people have medical conditions that make them gain weight, But then theres those people who claim to have a condition.....I believe its called over indulgence and Laziness. It makes me so mad when i go out to eat and theres some fat person eating a salad looking smug that they have lettuce on the plate, and next to the plate are 7 rounds of bread smothered in an inch of butter, a mountain of potatoes, and a block of cheese.


Fat peoples diet rules! these are myths and do not work!

Eating food off of someone else's plate means that its the other persons calories, so they don't count towards your calorie intake.

Lettuce is not healthy when it has been deep fried- don't kid yourself.

Cutting food portions in half means half the calories....which means you can eat twice as much! who are you kidding?

Eating a whole tub of ice-cream because it says low fat does not justify eating a WHOLE TUB!



DESIGNER CLOTHING!

In my opinion, anyone who eats carbs does not deserve to wear Dolce & Gabanna, its a well known fact that clothes look better on a well balanced body, it makes me furious when i overhear a fat person moaning that they wish there would be some nice clothes for them to wear, I have been in a store before when a friend tried on a gorgeous outfit in a uk size 8, there was a woman in there at an erm... "Ample" size 18 trying on the same outfit, she then commented how my friend looked much better in it, to which my friend and i agreed. See, the thing is that even when fat people have the same clothes us thin people, it clings rather than hugs, and it just does not drape nicely!

I Applaud those manufacturers of the tent for larger people to wear, you know, the ones with ugly floral prints and Hawaii style, because being faced with having to wear something that vulgar is enough to make anyone want to lose a stone or Ten.

Big and curvy!


The last thing that drives me mad with overweight people - and this one is aimed at the woman, is when your a size 14-48, and keep trying to trick yourself into believing that being big automatically puts you in the class of curvy! To be curvy you need to have a larger bust than waist, and then hips that are in proportion with
your bust. Its not when your Stomach is bigger than the rest! Thats not curvy, i believe its called CURVED AT 360' Degree's. A size 6 can be curvy, as can a size 12,14 16 18 and up, unfortunately, usually big girls are just round.....so don't call yourself curvy please, its unfair to those that are!

Overweight children

When i see an overweight child i feel so sorry for them, i don't mean chubby kids, or those with a bit of puppy fat, i mean those fat children that are always eating and are bigger than all their friends. in my eyes the parents of those children should be ashamed of themselves! its child abuse, setting the child up to continue getting larger, teasing at school, bullying outside of it, no nice clothes to wear when they are older, and eventually probably heart disease! If you have a fat child you have to think about their future, do you really want them to go through all of that?


So Please, please, please, just remember that being fat is not something to be ashamed of, but you shouldn't be proud of it either, unlike skin colour, hair colour, and sexuality, obesity is something that you can control, something that you can change, people are not born fat, they just let themselves get that way.


This is just my opinion on the matter of obesity and why people should not be encouraged to be proud to be bigger than what is healthy and unsightly, i wont appologise if it hits a nerve, sometimes people need a boot in the backside to motivate them to better health and image.


Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Britney spears to marry Mr Fatty Hairplugs? we hope not!

Britney Spears elopes again?


showbiz circles are abuzz with rumours troubled pop star Britney Spears is planning to marry again.

The groom-to-be is reported by American celebrity magazine Staras "Mr Fatty Hair Plugs" Sam Lufti.
Lufti is variously described as her personal assistant, manager and close friend and confidant.

It's not like she hasn't eloped before. elopement is never out of the question for Spears, who married childhood sweetheart Jason Alexander in a Las Vegas wedding that was annuled 55 hours later.

Federline is reported to be furious about his ex-wife's plans, i mean of course he is, who wouldnt be when they have been replaced with one of david guests lookalikes? The man sam lufti is absolutely repulsive looking, a bit of a mr "Fatty Hairplugs"


And apparantly rumors are flying around that he is more than just a little bit poofy, still whatever tickles her fancy hey.

So heres a picture of mr Fatty Hairplugs- And brit, i dont hate you britney, i dont even dislike you, in fact i do actually like you, your new album rocks, why not take a break from all the ugly He-whores out there and focus on your kids.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

WTF! OOOPS! They did it again.

The Spears clan do it again!
Jamie Lynn Spears says she is pregnant
Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way — and it's not Britney's. Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.
Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — "so it can have a normal family life."

ERMMMMM, so it will be dragged through divorce courts, parental rights visits, drugs, drinking and trips to rehab, to eventually have a brief career and burn out at the old age of 14 with the 5th child on the way, still, it could ave been alot worse, the poor little sod could have been the offspring of that he-whore K-FED.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

No shit jamie lynn, i believe the position your reffering to is called the missionary position, where you lay on your back. And she is worried about premarital sex? WTF about safe sex, just because your married it doesnt stop you catching desieses, how about you try to promote that instead?

Premarital sex is not bad in the slightest, you wouldnt buy a car without a test drive, would you? no! but when you take that test drive would you drive blindfolded at 90 mph without wearing a seat belt? well actually dont answer that.

Anyway, at least theres the next generation of spears coming through to keep us all entertained.

So Jamie Lynn, heres hoping its a healthy pregnancy and all goes well, Sh*T happens, Hell, atleast you can make some extra cash outta selling it to ok magazine right?