Britney spears to marry Mr Fatty Hairplugs? we hope not!

Britney Spears elopes again?


showbiz circles are abuzz with rumours troubled pop star Britney Spears is planning to marry again.

The groom-to-be is reported by American celebrity magazine Staras "Mr Fatty Hair Plugs" Sam Lufti.
Lufti is variously described as her personal assistant, manager and close friend and confidant.

It's not like she hasn't eloped before. elopement is never out of the question for Spears, who married childhood sweetheart Jason Alexander in a Las Vegas wedding that was annuled 55 hours later.

Federline is reported to be furious about his ex-wife's plans, i mean of course he is, who wouldnt be when they have been replaced with one of david guests lookalikes? The man sam lufti is absolutely repulsive looking, a bit of a mr "Fatty Hairplugs"

And apparantly rumors are flying around that he is more than just a little bit poofy, still whatever tickles her fancy hey.

So heres a picture of mr Fatty Hairplugs- And brit, i dont hate you britney, i dont even dislike you, in fact i do actually like you, your new album rocks, why not take a break from all the ugly He-whores out there and focus on your kids.